Carrot Maroon-Bridge

I wouldn't start getting my hopes up for frequent updates or anything, but it's certainly time to get back to what you love; Gytrike. Breathe it in, boys. It smells like success. And peanut butter.

After another absence, it's time for another podcast. Foo's.

Oh, and there's some weird glitch that happened at the beginning that made my voice sound evil. But I'm computer illiterate, so deal with it.

Geeze, I dunno what happened, but this disappeared for a while. But now its back.

There'll be a real thing soon, so don't leave, stupid!

The first new episode on the new sched, medge, if that's what you count toward.

If y'all really miss the episode I had to delete, I'll find a way to get it up later. So stop crying.

The first full show of the New Year, and I'm taking it all home!

Of course, I'm sort of hurt in this thing, so bare with my slow motion speaker-phone. If you hate me for it, go take a bath in acid.

A results show of my first!

And if you disagree with my notions, or wonder why this is rated explicit when I don't swear in it, you might as well drink some super glue!

Part two-a-licious!

And by the way, that background noise? That's my pet bear, Honeybunch. Oh, and so what if the episode's long? Screw you, man!